Day 35; The Meeting of Mr Haolian and Ms Cake.

And so today was one of the best days of my life, for that, I'm gonna tell a story.

So here it goes:
The Meeting of Mr Haolian and Ms Cake

Background:
mr haolian is an irritating schoolmate of mscake's who has a subject combi 3/4 similar to hers. the fundamental irritation that came from mr haolian was his ego and his self induglence in competing with mscake, which she never wanted to reciprocate. ms cake never forget that day when mr haolian told her straight in her face that "I WANT TO WIN YOU". And mscake being the a little less than average student in her a little more than average school, assumes that mrhaolian has scored pretty well and so has been making attempts to avoid him since the day results were first released.

But fortunately or unfortunately, one wednesday after the big event, mr haolian and mscake met on their way home...

Setting: On some public transport.

mscake pretended not to see the already on board mrhaolian and quickly sat down on the nearest available seat she could find. she was surprised at how lucky she was, but kept on praying, hope he doesnt see me, goodness. And whilst praying, she took out her dearly tys in hope to make the trip home a fufilling one, then..

DADANG!

she saw a familiar physique right before her and all that she could think of was...

SIAO LIAO!

mrhaolian being the ever interested(in her results) party started the conversation..

haolian: aye, this time results very lan leh.. how arh?!
cake: aye, you sure not? don't tell me you got BBBB but u expecting 4As... then like that very lan.
haolian: then you leh? how did you do?
cake: ok larh, so so lor.. having very low expectations of herself was content with her grades.
haolian: aye you know hor my chem got like D leh.. aye I was so shock lor..
cake wanted to laugh, but stopped herself.

haolian: so your maths how?
cake: so so lor.
haolian: so how much you got? 60 WHAT HUH?!
cake, after some hesitation, cause she felt like killing him: aye quite bad, only 70, you leh?
haolian for a moment, was SHOCK! HAHAHAHAH! (cake was F previously)
haolian: huh? 70 is also not very good leh.... after a long pause.. i got 50/60 plus lar..

WAHAHAHAHAHAH! but cake still dare not laugh out loud.

cake: ok what.. aye me is my p2 drag me down.. likethat i think fmaths worse liao lor..
haolian: so what did you get huh? paper1 (the only paper gotten back)
cake: very bad lor.. die liao lar... (she previously got an F)
haolian: i got 40+ ...

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

cake: i got 60+ .. but very bad la.. paper 2 surely worse one (which is true)
cake: anyway hor do you know Ms L got like an A for maths? so good right?

ms L and mrhaolian were once related in someway or another....

haolian: WHAT?! what for you tell me.. make me ZI BEI only..
cake: am I? oh so sorry leh..

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and before cake alighted,
cake: aye, you so clever surely can one lar.. who knows you'll get 4As in the end right? not like me.. i'll be just content with 3As.. hais... cos i not like you lar.. too bad...

WAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.. and cake started laughing the moment she stepped out of the bus, all the way till she falls for her nap and after the nap, till now, 11.18 pm, about 8 hours from the incident.

Morale of the story? Don't be haolian lar!

*All names have been changed to protect the characters involved.